R：Can I use your laptop for a while?

能用一下你的筆記本電腦嗎?

A：Sure, go ahead.

當然,用吧.

R：Oh, isn't your computer Wi-Fi capable?

你的筆記本電腦能無線上網嗎?

A：Yes, it is. You want go online? there are no wi-fi hotspots around.

能啊,想上網啊,這附近沒有無線熱點.

R：Oh my, no internet access is killing me.

天啊,上不了網我都快瘋了.

A：Can't you wait till you get home? then you can surf the internet using the broadband, wireless connection or whatever you like.

你不能等到家了再上網嗎?到家了,你可以用寬帶,用無線,隨便怎樣.

R：No, I'm not feeling myself. I just want to check my emails, visit my favorite websites and chat with my friends.

不行,我覺得不舒服.我想查查郵件,上我最喜歡的網站,和朋友們聊聊天.

A：Now I see, you must be suffering from discomgoogolation.

我知道,你肯定是得了谷歌依賴癥了.

R：What does that mean? there's nothing wrong with me.

什么?我沒病啊.

A：Well, the term 'discomgoogolation' comes from 'discombobulate' and 'google'. Becasue floods of information are just a mouse click away, net users are very likely to become addicted to the web.

"谷歌依賴癥"來自于"混亂"和"谷歌"兩個詞.因為點擊鼠標即可獲得大量的信息,網民非常容易上癮.

R：That's alright. I just can't bear losing track of all the latest information. It almost drives me crazy.

沒錯,沒法獲取最近的信息會讓我受不了,都快瘋了.

A：Then, you're probably addicted.

那你八成是上癮了吧.